The Inevitable Exams.

You know the story... Boy has deadlines to meet; boy finds the deadlines overwhelming; boy cannot convince himself to work towards meeting those deadlines: boy is fucked.

Let's start things off rude.

I dress better than you.
You follow trends: I am above that.
You know who you are, you bland filipino boys.
Peace.

Prison Break is Over! Forever!

Alright, so I haven't posted in a while, that's because I've been busy. But I don't care how bust I've been, the series finale was just so overwhelming, I had to blog about it. Like the finale was so intense and so sad I actually cried a little. I know this sounds loserish, but I've been following Prison Break since its pilot episode which was four years ago. That's four years of my life. And for Prison Break to have ended the way it ended...man. So beautifully tragic! Like, it was so sad, but I couldn't have it any other way! FUCK! I'm so rattled! I seriously suggest you go watch Prison Break right now!

CHRIS & VINCE PRESENT: THE BIRTHDAY BONANZA '09!

So check it. The birthday bonanza is less than a day away, so let me take the time to say, CHRIS, BRACE YOURSELF! Friday night is going to be 'good times' you know. Fuck, this is going to be motherfucking epic. See you at the bonanza, bitches!

The Cyrenaic Hedonist.

My life is so boring right now. It's busy, but the time is spent doing boring, ungratifying shit. So I'm having a glass of Crown right now - my dad does not like this, especially since it's like 5 in the afternoon - to make time more enjoyable, and I'm having a bogue so that I can relax, because this week is going to be hell. I mean, I have a data test, and a writer's craft test! FML. Whatevs, fuck school. Can't wait 'til Friday; that day is going to be the shiz. Aight, back to my glass of whisky, peace out.

Daniel Merriweather!

HE MAKES ME JIZZ MY PANTS.
HE'S FROM AUSTRALIA.
GO CHECK HIM OUT.
'NOUGH SAID.

My Inspiration

If you don't become a page layout designer for GQ, or Allure, or some high class magazine, then you should definitely become a motivational speaker :)