My Love Affair with Rothman.

Ahhhh, cigarettes.

What would I be without you?

Healthier? Possibly.

More athletic? Possibly.

Sexier? Doubt it, I'm already a stud.

Just let me live my life, and if I die of cancer or some cigarette related disease, then I say unto you: IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED, AND I HAVE NO REGRETS, FUCKER.